Star Wars Is Mostly Stupid | Galactic War Room | Cracked Throwback

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Cracked Studios presents "Galactic War Room", a series about how Star Wars is mostly stupid. All seven episodes combined as a supercut.

Original Tagline: "The Galactic Authority has gained control of the entire universe, but for a small uprising. Desperate to find a cure for the powerful King of Galaxies, who is in a Space Coma in The Uprising Secret Base. This is the story of the Secret Base's maintenance staff."

Originally Published In 2016

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00:00 - Episode #1: Why The Rebels Don't Have Their Own Death Star
05:36 - Episode #2: Why Droids Are Trusted With Sensitive Data (It's Dick Pics)
09:48 - Episode #3: Why Death Is Meaningless In Star Wars
13:54 - Episode #4: Why A Human Resources Job Is Terrible (Even In Space)
17:49 - Episode #5: The Real Reason Star Wars Droids Are Built To Feel Pain
19:39 - Episode #6: The Best Ever Use Of The Jedi Mind Trick: Staying Lazy
23:53 - Episode #7: The Empire Are Just Rebels Who Have Their Sh*t Together

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