The Cooties: Plaza (Live In Studio)

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Every town in the USA is changing
Gas stations have TVs and Uber’s killing the taxis
Everywhere you look, an ATM
A fancy fancy coffee shop, a California Pizza Kitchen right next to a Starbucks
They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza
Welcome to the Plaza, welcome to the Plaza.

Dairy Queen, Burger King
Used to be a daycare, and before that it was a park
The Red Bull truck just pulled up
A buff guy in a tank top, is handing out samples of Red Bull outside the vape shop
They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza
Welcome to the plaza, welcome to the plaza

That McDonald's was a Wendy’s
And that Wendy’s was your home
That bank of America used to be a school where I learned how to read
That Marshall’s was Guiseppe’s, and that Best Buy was Steve’s Hobby Store,
Steve’s Hobby Store but Steve don’t work there no more,
He had to sell his hobby store, Steve just turned forty-four,
Steve works at Chipotle
Which is right next to Sephora,
Which is right next to Panera,
They’re practically connected, cuz everything’s a Plaza,
Welcome to the Plaza


Shot at 64 SOUND
Directed and Edited by Lucas Bohlinger
Cam Ops: Colton Mastro, Lucas Bohlinger
Bassist: Brian Lang
Guitarist: Mason Stoops
Keys: Jonathan Lucas
Engineer: Rian Lewis
Audio Mixed and Mastered by John Spiker

The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more. They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.

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